Sunday, 30 May 2010

Random Questions

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

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