Sunday, 9 May 2010


A blog:
(a contraction of the term "web log") is a type of website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video.

A descripti0n of events huh!? Too bad i'm too mad and bored for that!

Did you know you can talk to God online? for humour purposes of course! See below!


Me: hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: GOD
God: GOD rules.
Me: YOUR RUDE
God: Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me: ok smarty are zebras black on white or white on black?
God: All of them? Aha.
Me: yes
God: It's all good.
Me: no it is not
God: Yes it is.
Me: no it is not
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: don't argue with ME
God: But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me: thats rude
God: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
Me: shame i did
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: maybe if you ask nicely
God: Perhaps. I think I do.
Me: say please
God: Your polite style is very nice. Say what?
Me: say please god
God: " please god".
Me: no...say please
God: Are you serious? Your polite style is very nice. Say what?
Me: yes i am
God: Really interesting.
Me: your a bad person
God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bad person? Sometimes.
Me: thats nuaghty
God: Thanks for explaining it.
Me: do you like cross dressing?
God: But I like cats. I like the Bible.
Me: cats are silly
God: Are all cats silly?
Me: yes
God: Dude!
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: too bad
God: But not the end of the world, .
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: SHUT UP
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: good
God: Terminating connection.
Me: D:

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