I am Now Blonde

Me In All My Glory

Oh Sorry

sorry im not perfect
sorry im not true
sorry im not happy
sorry im not what you want

sorry im not there
sorry im not extraordinary
sorry im not that thin
sorry im just ordinary

sorry im outspoken
sorry i dont share
sorry i dont need you
sorry you were never there

sorry im not comfortable
sorry your the same
sorry that i dont change
sorry im not game

sorry im here
sorry i wont be gone
sorry you dont care for me
sorry if im wrong

sorry for what im about to do
sorry but i cant stay
sorry but ive gotta leave
sorry im just running away

Just Sorry.

Twilight

Random Questions

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

Random Things you Should Know

1)

My Life is Average

Search it on google
Spend a while ROFLing
Love it

Maybe even join it

2)
If someone says ROFL
they are probably still in their goddam chairs
Same For Lol
Which means, I don't know what to say anymore

3)
Twitter is the network for stalkers
And bebo was killed by facebook
And facebook and myspace are having a 24/7 battle
No handbags or high heels allowed

4)
I am now part of so many online gaming sites I should write them down
But that would first require me to remember them all

5)
Message to Nickelodian:
I DO NOT CARE YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW
STOP POPPING UP WHENEVER I OPEN MSN
MSN HATES YOU SO NERR

6)
Cherrytreerecords is one of the best music websites around

7)
JEFFREE STAR <3>

My Angel...Who will never read this

Sleep my angel, sleep
for your love for me is gone
Sleep through the night
and drift away at the light of dawn
Fly my angel, fly
away from me I plead
Fly so you won't see me cry
because your love I desperately need
Hide my angel, hide
So you, I'll never find
Hide behind the stars
because the stars are forever blind
Forgive my little, forgive
I know I did you wrong
but know my angel, know
I loved you all along...

A blog:
(a contraction of the term "web log") is a type of website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video.

A descripti0n of events huh!? Too bad i'm too mad and bored for that!

Did you know you can talk to God online? for humour purposes of course! See below!


Me: hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: GOD
God: GOD rules.
Me: YOUR RUDE
God: Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me: ok smarty are zebras black on white or white on black?
God: All of them? Aha.
Me: yes
God: It's all good.
Me: no it is not
God: Yes it is.
Me: no it is not
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: don't argue with ME
God: But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me: thats rude
God: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
Me: shame i did
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: maybe if you ask nicely
God: Perhaps. I think I do.
Me: say please
God: Your polite style is very nice. Say what?
Me: say please god
God: " please god".
Me: no...say please
God: Are you serious? Your polite style is very nice. Say what?
Me: yes i am
God: Really interesting.
Me: your a bad person
God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bad person? Sometimes.
Me: thats nuaghty
God: Thanks for explaining it.
Me: do you like cross dressing?
God: But I like cats. I like the Bible.
Me: cats are silly
God: Are all cats silly?
Me: yes
God: Dude!
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: too bad
God: But not the end of the world, .
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: SHUT UP
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: good
God: Terminating connection.
Me: D: